Showing posts with label coeds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coeds. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Talent In Bloom

With recent posts, I've just been sticking to the Playmate races, more or less. I have my routine of reviewing every single Playmate of the Month, culminating in year end reviews. But sometimes, girls come along in Playboy that truly capture my attention, and they're worth a special mention.

That's what happened yesterday, when two spectacular young talents launched their Playboy careers and immediately caught my eye. I really, truly believe that these two girls have all the talent to become future PlayboyCritic hall-of-famers, and that's no exaggeration.

First off, yesterday's debut of Cyber Girl of the Week Casey Lauren completely blew me away. The 25-year old has a sleek, slender body (only 95 lbs worth) and has a clean cut, smooth look that is beyond words. With the dismal showing of Playboy's Cyber Girl class lately, it's so refreshing to see an exotic fresh face like Casey hit the scene. In a photo like this, you notice that she obviously isn't the voluptuous bombshell that characterizes models of late, but she sure does have an intriguing look that's helped out by her petite figure.

On top of it all, Casey's face is very unique, and her smile bright and youthful. There's something about her face structure and her nose that make her very unlike any girl I've seen, and her dark black hair laid out on those white sheets makes for an immersive experience when looking at her. Not to mention, her posing and posture are excellent.

The thing is - we won't see if Casey pans out to grab a spot at CGOM until 2011. And thus, she's out of the 2010 race, anyway. That's very unfortunate given the boost that this Cyber Girl class could use this year - Casey is probably the best CGOW since Elizabeth Mendez (who flopped miserably in her turn as CGOM).

As for the other girl who absolutely wowed me yesterday: she wasn't a Playmate or a Cyber Girl at all. She was actually part of a forgotten breed of ladies in Playboy - the Coeds. Christine Veronica made her appearance as Coed of the Week, and boy, she was something else. The busty 20 year old is a combination of spunky youthfulness and great posing prowess, with the face of an absolute angel.

Even Christine's outfit got me going; the way she energetically tugs her clothes off is an utter joy to watch. What you notice at first in her fantastic pictorial is how buxom she is. Her body has some meat on it, and that's a good thing. The way she holds her posture, too, complements her fine breasts.

The real kicker about Christine, though, is her face. She has an absolutely spectacular smile, and one that she (thankfully) sustains throughout her pictorial. She never lets up with it, and I loved every little bit. When she flashes those pearly whites, and her eyes squint and glimmer with that beautiful hue, it's heavenly. This is the stuff that elite Playmates are made out of, not amateur college girls. And when you pan away or zoom out, and you see that her picturesque face is coupled with perfectly curved body, you start to appreciate just how special Christine is.

It truly is great to see talent like this come around, but we need to see it cultivate. I beg you, Playboy, to give Christine her due, and move her up the ranks. Give her a Coed of the Month feature, then promote her to Cyber Girl... and please, do it well. You don't want to mess this great talent up. Since she's so comfortable in her own skin, and strikes poses with incredible ease, Christine is without a doubt the best Coed of the year, and easily the best since Jessica DeCarlo of April last year.

Now go, Playboy! Get these two awesome ladies some gigs! They have my support, without a doubt.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Coed Drought

We've had a concerning drought in good Coed of the Month girls recently. Now Playboy, I understand that you're concerned with finding new types of talent aside from your Playmates and Cyber Girls here and there, but come on! There are PLENTY of hot college girls around the country, and it shouldn't be very hard to find them. However, it's been really disconcerting how long it's been since we've had a decent coed.

The last decent Coed of the Month was Miss May, Cristal Houston. Yes, May. Since then, we've had flops like Haydn Porter, Shawna Marie, Sarah Porchetta, and the recent rock-bottom, Marita N'Shea. These girls have no sense of how to pose, have very little to offer, and only Stella Dauphine in September had any talent at all. She was sexy and could move well, but even she wasn't close to offering something that potentially could be an awesome crop of candidates.

Remember when they were great month-after-month? The great Jennifer Hurt? The gorgeous Courtney Tyler (whom I think deserved a MUCH bigger break)?

Well, how about this month... things are certainly starting to look promising. Eve Jewell was the unfortunate winner for January, but February looks like it's got some great candidates. Brooke Taylor is a fox, and looks lean and mean in all of her pictures. She looks a bit one-dimensional compared to competitor Whitney Leigh, who looks pretty intriguing. Whitney is unique and beautiful, and I'd love to see a month's worth of her to find out what she has to offer. She's got some nice photos, but it's absolutely not enough to figure out about her, except for the fact that she's got a really bright smile and a killer body.

But what's really got me fired up is the way March ended. The January 31st coed is Magen Lugo. A spunky Northern Illinois psychology major, Magen works it hard in her ten photos, perhaps putting on one of the greatest Coed of the Week pictorials ever. Her first photo is amazing, with her cute skimpy outfit both scintillating and charming. Magen is truly a gorgeous young lady, with a great smile, excellent hair, and just an overall natural look. Magen isn't voluptuous or overly gifted, but it's how she looks with that petite frame and sexy tan that sells her to the audience. Her finest photo is one even a Playmate would be proud of, twisting and bending her legs in a spectacular display of photogenic skills. All in all, I'm very excited about Magen's future, and it would be an atrocity if she was neglected in the running for the February Coed! So go out there and VOTE!



Consensus... A-

Magen Lugo
January 31st 2008
Coed of the Week